Badass Bear

The ultimate biker bear - he's tough, macho and takes no crap!

Ballsy, Bitchy, Badass and Queer Bear™ are big, cuddly-looking teddy bears, but when you squeeze their tummies, they each say over 20 outrageous things. These stuffed animals are a whole lot of fun, perfect for almost any occasion (such as birthdays, anniversaries, and office parties), but don't give them to the kids!

Badass Bear™ says:
"I'm not real good with names. Mind if I call you s%$thead?"
"F%$kin' A, bubba!"
"I'm 49% sonuvabitch, 51% motherf$#ker!"
"Your mouth's writing checks your ass can't cash."
"I woke up this morning broke, sticky and confused."
"F%$k you, asshole!"
"Do I look like I give a f%$k?"
"Sounds like bulls%$t to me!"
"See you in Hellllll!"
"Practice safe sex. Go f%$k yourself!"
...and 10 more crude phrases!