Bitchy Bear

Ballsy's long suffering, insufferable companion, Bitchy is ... well, the ultimate bitch! Sassy and feminine, you really wouldn't want to cross her in a dark alley.

Ballsy, Bitchy, Badass and Queer Bear™ are big, cuddly-looking teddy bears, but when you squeeze their tummies, they each say over 20 outrageous things. These stuffed animals are a whole lot of fun, perfect for almost any occasion (such as birthdays, anniversaries, and office parties), but don't give them to the kids!

Bitchy Bear® says:
"Go f%$k yourself!"
"My dog's got a bigger dick than that!"
"Until they make diet semen, I refuse to swallow."
"I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?"
"Oh, eat sh#t!"
"On your knees, boy!"
"I've got a strap-on. Let's see how you like it."
"F%$k off and die!"
"I smell pussy-whipped!"
"I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?"
"Are you in yet?"
...and 11 more nasty expressions!