Ballsy Bear

Abused as a cub and kicked out of some of the country's top schools, Ballsy places a premium on having fun. Are you ready to join him?

Ballsy, Bitchy, Badass and Queer Bear™ are big, cuddly-looking teddy bears, but when you squeeze their tummies, they each say over 20 outrageous things. These stuffed animals are a whole lot of fun, perfect for almost any occasion (such as birthdays, anniversaries, and office parties), but don't give them to the kids!

Ballsy Bear® says:
"I've got a stiffy that just won't quit!"
"Kiss my %$*@ing ass!"
"I swear. She told me she was 18!"
"Squeal like a pig!"
"I got your warm and fuzzy right here!"
"You know what they say, baby. The bigger the belly, the sweeter the juice!"
"Whoa! Acid flashback!"
"What part of f&#k off don't you understand?"
"Squeal like a pig!"
"Blow me!"
...and over 10 more lewd things!